May 2013
Watchitmakesnosense:
Last year i had this roommate that randomly liked to practice giving birth for fun.
“Think about it as a psychological law of physics; the more you fear something,...”
– American Horror Story (via courageisgraceunderpressure)
the ridiculous thing is that i’m pretty smart but at the same time i manage to be the dumbest person alive
sfux:
i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
trillow:
i got 99 problems and i can’t remember any of them so i guess that makes a hundred
aboutexhaleprivilege:
gothicwoadie:
dietchola:
those black girls who wear 74027 things of jewelry so they sound like a walking maracca
ah yes, those black girls that do that. the girls that do that that are black. thank you for specifying the race of the girls that wear the jewelery. the black ones
Someone making a white girls joke:
Someone making a black girls joke:
android18:
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